Country Song About Stepdad Lyrics. Main song words are One thing that sticks in my craw when I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin’ my Ma socked her right in her eyeball.
Country Song About Stepdad Lyrics
Ayo
(This a song about)
My, my stepdad
(Let’s see if this ever happened to you)
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin’ my Ma
Socked her right in her eyeball
I’m startin’ to think I’m psychotic
With all the pictures I draw of
Sh^t that I’ve already witnessed, it’s probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with Mom and him
I can always hear ’em arguin’ down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin’ to feel like the norm
Our dog p^ssed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherf^cker!
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I’m sayin’, “Bye-bye stepdad” (Stepdad)
Outside, I look like I’m calm
Inside, I’m a tickin’ time bomb
‘Cause of this motherf^cker, who sticks his d^ck in my mom (My mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I’d cry
He just started hittin’ me harder
God, I wish I could just jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I’m just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I’ve been readin’ at school about this sh^t called liquid cyanide
I’m fantasizin’ at night when he’s sleepin’ at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection
And put him down like they did to my dog
I’m talkin’ euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This f^ckin’ sh^t’s like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude’s like lithium-ion
Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
Just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to p^ss this guy off
But this is why I…
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I’m sayin’, “Bye-bye stepdad” (Stepdad)
So this year, I’m goin’ into the fifth and I’m tall
I’m five foot six on my block, I’m the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry
Which is why I’m tryin’ to get this b^tch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He’s always lookin’ for chaos but tonight I’ve cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I’m layin’ on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin’
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes, “Oops” and just laughs
I yelled for Mom (Mom) and as she’s rushin’ to my defense
I stood up and said, “f^ck you, punk” and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin’ sh^t would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I’m a little bit scared but my anger’s overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin’ his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain’t so bad
“Ding-dong,” the p^^sy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he p^ssed enough to fill a two-liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I’ma tell ’em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I’m sayin’, “Bye-bye stepdad” (Stepdad)
‘Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
So tonight I’m sayin’, “Bye-bye stepdad” (Stepdad)
OR
When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new
It always winds up feeling more like a job interview
My momma used to wonder if she’d ever meet someone
Who wouldn’t find out about me and then turn around and run
I met the man I call my dad when I was five years old
He took my mom out to a movie and for once I got to go
A few months later I remember lying there in bed
I overheard him pop the question and prayed that she’d say yes
And then all of a sudden
Oh, it seemed so strange to me
How we went from something’s missing
To a family
Lookin’ back all I can say
About all the things he did for me
Is I hope I’m at least half the dad
That he didn’t have to be
I met the girl that’s now my wife about three years ago
We had the perfect marriage but we wanted somethin’ more
Now here I stand surrounded by our family and friends
Crowded ’round the nursery window as they bring the baby in
And now all of a sudden
It seemed so strange to me
How we’ve gone from something’s missing
To a family
Lookin’ through the glass I think about the man
That’s standin’ next to me
And I hope I’m at least half the dad
That he didn’t have to be
Lookin’ back all I can say
About all the things he did for me
Is I hope I’m at least half the dad
That he didn’t have to be
Yeah, I hope I’m at least half the dad
That he didn’t have to be
Because he didn’t have to be
You know he didn’t have to be
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