Hello John Gotta New Motor Lyrics. Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo ‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Hello John Gotta New Motor Lyrics
‘Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Your dog’s made a mess on the carpet
Your dog’s made a mess on the carpet
He lost his bottle in Barnsley
He lost his bottle in Barnsley
He’s an Avon Representative
He’s an Avon Representative
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Hahahahahahahaha
Motor, motor, motor, motor
Motor, motor, motor, motor, urgggghhh
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
They put me in a special hospital
They put me in a special hospital
Is there life on Mars?
Is there life on Mars?
Is there life in Peckham?
Is there life in Peckham?
What’s that switch over there for?
What’s that switch over there for?
AH AH AH AH OW!
AH AH AH AH OW!
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‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
He can’t half play the bongos
He can’t half play the bongos
He’s got a record by Billy Joel
He’s got a record by Billy Joel
Them locks are easy
Them locks are easy
Here’s my calling card: WALLOP!
Here’s my calling card: WALLOP!
That’s a piece of balsa
That’s a piece of balsa
You can make a model out of that
You can make a model out of that
He stuck his head in a dustbin
He stuck his head in a dustbin
Then ran through the launderette
Then ran through the launderette
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ere John do you like the suit here, eh eh it’s a lovely suit innit?
‘Ere wanna brown ale?
‘Ere wanna brown ale?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Mine’s a light and bitter
Mine’s a light and bitter
‘Ullo John! Gotta new mot-AH! … AH! … AH!
He works on the Thames Barrier
He works on the Thames Barrier
I keep tropical fish
I keep tropical fish
In me underpants
In me underpants
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
He walks around with an ‘at on
He walks around with an ‘at on
[Spoken]
Oh yeah our Rodney yeah, he’s the intelligent one
He’s in the police force
Very bright he is
(‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?)
Been to Miami? Lovely… Miami
Package tour in Miami
You can’t get a light and bitter
You can’t get a light and bitter in Miami though
You can get one in Bermondsey though!
That’s a nice sound as well, Bermondsey
You can get a light and bitter, and it sounds nice
Light and bitter, that sounds nice, I’d like a light and bitter
Oh cheers thanks a lot
Oh nice one yeah
Alright, what you having? What you having eh?
Pina Colada?
Lovely, here you must be sophisticated
‘Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo-‘Ullo
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Your dog’s made a mess of the carpet
Your dog’s made a mess of the carpet
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
‘Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
[Spoken]
Here that’s a nice three piece suite, yeah
I like your music centre
Here, got any Demis Roussos?
Oh, I like him, Barry Manilow
I think he’s terrific
Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow
I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow, I go all weak
