Black People Song Lyrics By Z-FLO. Main song Black people Im a steal your shoes You better hide your wallet Black people One big family With a really big bucket of KFC.
Black People Song Lyrics – Z-FLO
This song is dedicated to a certain kind
of people…. Which just so happens
to be my favorite kind of people.
You know… the ones that… you know,
when you’re standing next to them,
and all of a sudden it gets dark… I
mean, you know your best friend is…
you know what I’m saying, right? Yeah.
Black people
I’ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I’ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black people
One big family,
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
(Seriously, like all of us are related)
I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis
The Mexican called me “Apple”
cause we both hang from trees
Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way
But was he talking ’bout
monkeys or the KKK?
We don’t get sunburnt, just ashy knees
And we don’t chew tobacco
But we will smoke weed
Puff, puff, pass like
the train that could,
And we can’t spell “neighbor,”
so we call it “the hood”
And most of us will die with
our finger on the trigger
I guess that’s why they say I’m just
a filthy little spear chucking,
chicken eating, melon sucking,
lone fetus, weed smoking, long
penis…. well, you get the picture.
They tried to keep us out
the White House again
But just like all white
houses, one of us broke in.
And welfare and diapers is all we got
If you don’t wear my favorite
color then you might get shot…
(My favorite color is
purple, by the way…..)
A black woman came to me to bash my song
I told her, “All Blacks are
Democrat, now prove me wrong.”
Black people
I’ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I’ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black People
One big family
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
(And it doesn’t have to be KFC,
we like Popeye’s biscuits too)
Hey, Hey.
(What’s a black song without
any rap in it, right?)
Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo
(it always starts off
that way, right?) Yo!
Now, there’s a line
between discriminating and
not in different places
You are if you use the N-word, but if
you’re black then you’re not racist,
I mean, well, I guess you can, just
not around your black friends,
You’ll get jumped by every cousin,
including the one behind that trash can,
Now, let me tell you a story,
back before America was stolen,
There were two tribes of black
people, the Indians and the Po’ Ones,
The Indians were like caramel,
the Po One’s were like sharpies,
I guess that’s why they call them
Pilgrims, and why they call us Darkies.
The Indians had all the horses,
land, turkeys, the geniuses
The Po One’s killed their horses,
took their hair and their penises,
But uh..there’s not really a
moral to this story though,
Except that we will steal your goodies,
and that is how the story goes.
Black people
I’ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I’ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black People
One big family,
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
Black People
Since ’72,
Going broke making cheap cars
taller than you
Black people
(Ok, you gotta admit… we do have
some nice rims though, right?)
Black people
Front Porch monkey
With a blunt and a banana,
“Ooo Aaa, Eee-eee!”
Black people
(Sholl’ Iz!)
Hey, Hey!
This is probably the most racist
song I’ve ever written….but if
you laughed, you’re racist too.
So I don’t feel so bad. Besides,
it’s not racist if I’m black.
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